This was the inevitable result of saturation coverage of the Newt Gingrich Super PAC ad. The title "When Mitt Comes to Town" made me think of the classic U2/BB King song "When Love Comes to Town". So the name "Bain" has been bouncing around my head with a general 80's vibe. That's how I came up with the notion of setting a Romney Parody song to "King of Pain".
So without further fanfare, "King of Bain is going to be below the jump. Feel free to add more verses or alter as you see fit. However, since it is the Police, it is stuck in my head. Also, you may have to hold certain vowels in weird ways to make in scan. Finally, I apologize if the original or the parody gets stuck in your head.
What’s my stance on the pill today?
It’s not the same as yesterday.
When I take office you’re taxes will drop
But that is only for those on top
You wanna see how far the rabbit hole goes?
My company once owned Domino’s
I’m sitting here partying with my boys
I’m the one who closed KB toys.
Chorus:
I come in when there are outfits that wane
I buy them for their coffers to drain
I’m only out for my gain
I guess I’ll always be the King of Bain