The King of Bain (with apologies to Sting and The Police)
There's a little remark in The Globe today,
It's the same old thing as yesterday.
A reporter wants to play campaign cop,
And despite my flag-pin he just won't stop.
I have stood here before as I tried to explain.
There's a quirk in the law and I used it to gain.
Now if you'll excuse me I'd like to start my reign,
Because it's my destiny, I am the King of Bain.
There's a little remark in The Globe today,
(They caught me lying there.)
It's the same old thing as yesterday.
(They caught me lying there.)
A reporter wants to play campaign cop,
(He caught me lying there.)
And despite my flag-pin he just won't stop.
(He caught me lying there.)
I have stood here before as I tried to explain.
There's a quirk in the law and I used it to gain.
Now if you'll excuse me I'd like to start my reign,
Because it's my destiny, I am the King of Bain.
King of Bain
There's a Fox News story to lead the pack.
(They let me lie on there)
They hate me really but they have my back.
(They let me lie on there)
There's a little remark in The Globe today ...
It's the same old thing as yesterday ...
I have stood here before as I tried to explain.
There's a quirk in the law and I used it to gain.
Now if you'll excuse me I'd like to start my reign,
Because it's my destiny, I am the King of Bain.
King of Bain
King of Bain
King of Bain
I always was King of Bain
I always was King of Bain
I always was King of Bain