Romney the Doughman
Romney the doughman was a lying hapless soul,
With his corny jokes and his wooden pose.
And a heart made out of coal.
Romney the doughman, tells us fairy tales, they say,
And we're not to know how he made his dough,
It just came to him one day.
He claimed that he worked magic with the
Firms Bain turned around.
But he chooses not to mention those that
Bain drove in the ground.
Oh, Romney the doughman,
As big a liar as can be,
Watch him change his mind,
A half a dozen times,
Just to snowjob you and me.
Flippity Flip Flop Flop,
Flippity Flip Flop Flop,
Look at Romney go.
Flippity Flip Flop Flop,
Flippity Flip Flop Flop,
Over the top he goes.
It's a LONG song, and song parodies are best to remain short. I WAS tempted to go on, however, as I wanted to use this line:
Plunder and pillage,
With a pink slip in his hand ...