Because nothing quite relieves stress like reading about the latest adventures of the Mad Moldavian, I give you Wonkette. First, Orly is ready to have President Obama arrested!
Taitz posted on her website Wednesday night that she has three supporters in Connecticut who are willing to sign a petition claiming that Obama has violated election law in the state. Under Sec. 9-368 of the state’s election code, if “three electors” in a town sign complaints to a judge claiming violations of election law then an arrest warrant can be issued.I do hope she attempts to make the arrest herself. I really do. I don't think she would pose any danger to the President, and the Secret Service would probably be very professional in how they dealt with her.
In other news from the same article, dear Orly is in trouble with a judge because she lied to him.
U.S. District Court Judge Andrew J. Guilford is ordering Taitz “to show cause in writing why she should not be sanctioned for lying to this court” by Feb. 4, to do so within 10 pages and to supplement any claims with documents.And of course, this is epic win (from the above blockquote):
At issue is whether Taitz purposefully misled Guilford last October after he ordered all the parties to the lawsuit to immediately inform him of all “pending ethical, disciplinary, or related matters.”
Taitz claimed her only problem related to a minor discovery sanction.
But Guilford–an unapologetic stickler on ethics as corrupt Orange County Sheriff Mike Carona learned on his way to prison–discovered evidence that “the sanction involved far more than discovery,” according to the order.
to do so within 10 pages and to supplement any claims with documents.I think Judge Guilford knows who he's dealing with here.
This ruling came down as part of a four-year-long lawsuit filed by birther lawyer Phillip Berg against her Taitzyness for saying two people with similar names must, perforce, be the same person, which leads to all sorts of false accusations.
And, of course, below the Orange Squiggle of Power, I give you the mandatory gif, because I aim to please, and I wouldn't want anyone to suffer stress having to search for it.