TEA PARTY NATIONAL COMMITTEE
FROM: Tea Party National Committee Leadership
TO: Sen. Ted Cruz (T-TX)
Sen. Rand Paul (T-KY)
Rep. Michelle Bachmann (T-MN)
Rep. Louis Gohmert (T-TX)
Rep. Ted Yoho (T-FL)
(a few more)
CC: All Tea Party Members Of (Former) Congress
Feithful Tea Party Members All Across The United States Of America
RE: WE DID IT!
Yes, fellow patriots, we did it! By order of the Marxist atheist Muslim pretender to the Presidency of the United States, the United States government has officially shut itself down as of noon today!
This is the day we have waited for for so long! We want to thank you all for your hard work in the dismantling of the 239-year experiment in socialism. Pat yourselves on the back. You deserve it.
Please, as soon as you receive this memo, tell your staff goodbye and good luck finding another job, and proceed directly back to your home town to help spread the Tea Party gospel in the state you formerly represented. We won't quit fighting until there's nothing left to fight over!
Congratulations,
signed The Leadership Council Of The (Formerly) National Tea Party Committee
PS Don't believe anything you hear on MSNBC, CBS, CNN, The Golf Channel, Animal Nuz or even Fox News about the government continuing to function under Democratic leadership. We have it on good authority the liberals have hijacked all the major media outlets in an effort to continue to convince the American people that the government, despite your hard work and victory, is still not only in business, but moving forward. We know you'll be infuriated by their claims that in your absence, Nancy Pelosi has taken over the House of Representatives and they are actually passing legislation that benefits all of the American people, not just the wealthy. Welcome and embrace that fury.