On Thursday, brillig wrote a Top Comments diary on New Year's resolutions goals. In the comments, I shared my own resolutions, which are nothing special and of the typical lose-weight-be-healthy-manage-work-better variety. I may succeed or I may not, but either way, I'll get through 2015, and if I at least try, I'll be sure to have a healthier year. But I'm not the only one in this household with resolutions. Ms. Zoe McFlufferbutt has a few of her own, and losing weight isn't anywhere on the list.
1. Get more sleep. In more and varied places. With two beds, two cat towers, a cat cave under the bed, not to mention human furniture, there are more spots than ever to work on her sleeping technique. And with all the current events weighing on her mind, from North Korea to Greg Abbott taking office soon, there hasn't been a better time to sleep more. Maybe she'll shoot for 21 hours a day instead of 20.
2. Finally catch that f%$&#!@ red dot. How it shoots out of that little tube remains a mystery, as does its motive. What does it
want? Is it malicious or benevolent? Only capturing and interrogating the elusive dot will yield any concrete answers.
3. Read up more. A variety of topics, from catnip cultivation to world domination, will make Zoe a better-rounded pootie.
4. Do something about those hairy toes. Really, they're just embarrassing.
5. Get more active. LOLZ. After this next nap.
We'll see how well Zoe fares with her resolutions, but she's already making significant progress on the sleeping. What do you want to kibitz about tonight? But please, keep it down.
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