A Wholly Owned Subsidiary of Cat!
That's right Kossacks, it's reproductive rights-the good ol' American post-Citizens United way!
When Cat's uterus heard the news from the floor of the Florida house, when the mere mention of her name-uterus, brought the House to the floor--of the floor of the Florida House, she was fit to be tied.
Uterus is not a bad word. It's anatomy people!
But thanks to the Florida chapter of the ACLU and their brilliant site IncorporateMyUterus.Com,
I can make my body MY business and send the message that I'm not going to take this anymore!
Following my uterus' incorpoation and inspired by LaFeminista's great diary in which she offshored her uterus to the Caymans, Cat's Uterus, LLC, decided to take the next logical step as a post-Citizen's United, LLC
I was pretty excited as my uterus didn't tip her hand as to her announcement last week, but join us both as Cat's Uterus', LLC press conference last week.
Because politics is goin' down the tubes!
So, in solidarity and to protect free speech about body parts everywhere, and I mean everywhere, am as proud as the proverbial pea-coccxyx to introduce Cat's Uterus LLC!
It's semi-official!
Apparently it's not enough to regulate the uterus but now certain members of the legislature want to regulate how we talk about it.
(They can't even wear a button with the word printed on it, on the floor!)
Seems Florida Republicans must still believe babies come from the cabbage patch in a magical forest over yonder a spell.
Well, we'd like to send a uterine unity salute to Susannah Lindberg Randolph, wife of Florida State Representative Democrat, Scott Randolph who first suggested that perhaps she should incorporate her uterus to keep the Florida Republican run government from trying to regulate it.
(In Florida, there are currently 18 anti choice pieces of legislation by the way.)
So Cat's uterus did what any over regulated body part or entity would do--incorporate.
You can too!
Protect your working assets and come together as a Uterati United, if you will, at incorporatemyuterus.com
If you're as tired as my uterus is of the constant attacks on women's bodies, women's right's and women's health-Join me!
If you find yourself looking for a pap smear at Walgreens between the dental floss and cat food-Join me!
Even if you don't have a uterus!
Join me!
Cat's Uterus, LLC is on facebook and @CatsUterusLLC on Twitter.
Why? Because gosh darn it we all deserve the same, dare I say!, more respect than corporations do?!
So, if your Mad as Hell, like Cat's uterus, share your Mad as Hell Minute here to become a MAH Citizen or call it in at 1-855-623-2743 (1-855-MAD-AS-HELL)
And thanks again to my boss Adam Klugman, the host of the progressive talk show
Mad as Hell in America with Adam Klugman and Adam's Associate Producer Al, who is also my gruff but lovable media partner.
Together, we can change the flow of politics.