Why must I bear this lily burden.
I don't know how Bill O'Reilly keeps going, what with being under constant threat of something-something-whatever
every last sodding day.
"If you're a Christian or a white man in the USA, it's open season on you," O'Reilly said on "The O'Reilly Factor" on Fox News Channel Monday night.
That, he said, could work to the advantage of Democratic presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton.
Well of course it could. You don't get to vote once we've shipped you off to the FEMA Christian white man reeducation camps, silly man. You don't get to celebrate Christmas there, either—oh, there will still be presents, but everyone will call them
holiday presents. White men have it so tough in America these days, what with the cops not shooting them in the back and state governments not passing any laws restricting
their medical coverage. The anguish, it must be unbearable.
The conservative talk show host said Clinton could center her campaign around being the first woman in the White House and increasing entitlements. If she does so, it would take a "very articulate and tough-minded Republican to defeat her."
And since there aren't any of those, I guess Fox News will be ending their election coverage early this time around. Good work, everyone. We'll have this all squared away before the nondenominational winter solstice season.