Hey GOP,
You have too many entertaining candidates running for president.
GOP candidates know a good result can bring in future lucrative speaking fees and boost their esteem e̶g̶o̶ in their home states. However, there are TOO many candidates. You cannot possible think having 13-14 candidates on stage for a debate is a good thing. Nor does excluding people like Chris Christie or John Kasich make any sense. The American People deserve to hear all of your candidates.
So here you go GOP:
Divide your presidential c̶l̶o̶w̶n̶ ̶c̶a̶r̶ field into two divisions. You can hold separate debates featuring 6-7 each rather than 13-14 candidates each. The early state primares will help to whittle the field. Once each division gets down to 2 by Super Tuesday, the two divisions will join and face each other. The last primaries will then decide the GOP nominee - or have the convention members decide the winner.
Call one of the Divisions the
Clown Division:
Rick Perry, Mike Huckabee, Donald Trump, Chris Christie, Ben Carson, Rick Santorum , Scott Walker, Bobby Jindal
Call the other the
Fool Division:
Rick Kasich, Jeb Bush, Carly Fiorino , Rand Paul, Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, Lindsey Graham George Pataki
The cool thing about with this debate format is it also encourages interparty debates.
Imagine an interparty debate with Bernie Sanders against Chris Christie and Donald Trump. Wouldn't that be fun?
Lastly, dividing debates would allow everyone to speak and save the GOP money on renting 2 clown cars versus a single clown bus.
GOP, you are welcome. You may contact me to arrange to deliver my consulting fees via Twitter @GOPSucks.