Trump supporters are planning to cry and weep their way from the mountains of W. Virginia, the wastelands of Mississippi, and the swamps of Florida to the nation’s capitol in a show of support for Trump and defiance against reason and reality.
Twitter has taken this solemn march and step #2 in the stages of grief with it’s usual sincerity. They have responded by flooding the hashtag #MAGAMillionMarch and #MarchforTrump with pancakes.
I for one enjoy sweet and salty desserts. Hopefully men and women all across the South (and W. Virginia) will bake themselves some pancakes before their long march through the cursed, covid filled land of America. May their tears flow down their cheeks and land into the sweet pancake batter to be consumed gleefully and unironically.
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