SCOTUS clerk: What's this?
DJT lawyer: A suit to keep counting the votes.
Clerk: ...to keep counting them forever. What does this remedy?
Lawyer: The count being over.
Clerk: You want this.... to never end?
Lawyer: Pretty much. Can't lose if the game never ends, right?
Clerk (takes off glasses): Get your butt to the other end of Pennsylvania Avenue before my boot catches up to it.