Trump will:
* Move to Florida
* Buy a house nearby Maralago as his official address to skirt residency restrictions on the club
* Declare himself president in exile, or similar
* Have some retired judge or some megapastor swear him in on Jan 20 in an alternate ceremony
* Brag about getting more views and attendance for that than the actual inauguration
* Issue proclamations from a replica oval office built in MaL
* Immediately file for a 2024 candidacy “for a third term”