Just when you thought Cheeto Mussolini was going to get boinked, the damned world ends.
Getting through hump day is going to suck, especially for all the Christofascists who will remain conspicuously un-raptured late on Tuesday.
For those of you with a lousy internet connection, the five-day weather forecast in the pic shows a high of 914 degrees on Wednesday with “storms likely”. This is from a local station in Milwaukee, WI.
Here on the shore of Lake Michigan, weather forecasts almost always end with “Cooler near the lake”.
It’s going to be really crowded at the beach.
So is this going to be a world-wide thing or is goddess really, really pissed off at Wisconsin?
Apparently they didn’t have an icon for ‘divine fireballs raining down from a sky of burning brimstone’, so they went with ‘thunderstorm’.
I expected better from you, Fox 6. You’re supposedly professionals.
On the bright side, we’re looking at an overnight low of 64 and a high of 77 on Thursday. Looks like pretty fair weather for divine judgement.
See y’all in hell.